“What Would You Rather Be Doing?”
I like pears,
But hate the shape,
I love strawberries,
Despise the green,
I like answers,
A voice says them to me,
Talking is an annoyance,
I’ll just sit and listen,
That’s a great question,
I really don’t care,
It’s not so insane,
You’re the one going that way,
I’d rather write something,
Then punch numbers,
I like to use rock,
Wrap just won’t work,
I’ll use the mighty pen,
And poke you in the eye,
Am I so disturbing?
Or just too comforting?
I won’t be afraid,
Possibly a little uncertain.
>> I…am so…sorry. This is one of the most freaking random things I have ever freaking written and I don’t know why. Well, I was bored in Algebra II, which inspired the first two lines (Giggles had best get the reference there). The rest…I don’t know…just promise not to hit me. If there is to be any blame, it goes to Giggles, she forced me with her…superior…feminine…logic…yes…that sounds good. If you don’t like it, oh well, come up with something better.
Jan 18, 2006
Is There A Difference Between Talking To Hear Yourself Think And Talking To Hear Yourself Speak?
“What Is Wrong With You?”
I am left-handed. There’s something wrong with my right thumb and I don’t know why. I have a minor case of scoliosis. I’ve never had a girlfriend, nor have I kissed a girl (that’s actually kind of sad and not “wrong”). When I’m angry I listen to the angriest music I own and feel better, not madder. I have the firm belief that violence isn’t the answer…it’s an answer. I don’t care if you’re the top of the food chain or the one holding my future, you have to earn my respect. I’ve never read a Harry Potter book in my life, not even a word of it. In fact, I probably read too much science fiction. School is as much as what students’ make of it and as much as what teachers’ make of it. Despite my age and the majority of peoples my age, I think rap sucks and will only submit myself to rock. Though, I also don’t like AC*lightning slash deal*DC. I see no immediate use for cell phones and will refer to them as “human leashes.” I can use the word “deally” for an unspecific noun, and people will still know to what I am referring. Things of eternal memory are worth doing; the rest is pretty much meaningless. There shouldn’t be so many freaking homonyms. I want wings. You don’t have to understand me, just accept. It’s not that I don’t remember being little; I just don’t want to remember being little. I’d rather draw and write rather than do math equations even though I am probably better at math. I forget words at the most inconvenient of times. I could probably learn more from girls. And yes, The Smashing Pumpkins are one of the greatest bands of all times. I don’t see why not.
>> I got this from a girl at school after I made some comment and she looked at me the way girls do when you say something like I did and asked, “What is wrong with you?!?!” So, I answered her as much as I could. Oh, and the first line “I am left-handed,” you have no idea how true that is unless you have read the “Left-handed” article in the wondrous Wikipedia (please don’t hurt me for using your site at a reference). If you have anything else to add, please feel free, all I ask is to keep it clean…please. Thank you.
I am left-handed. There’s something wrong with my right thumb and I don’t know why. I have a minor case of scoliosis. I’ve never had a girlfriend, nor have I kissed a girl (that’s actually kind of sad and not “wrong”). When I’m angry I listen to the angriest music I own and feel better, not madder. I have the firm belief that violence isn’t the answer…it’s an answer. I don’t care if you’re the top of the food chain or the one holding my future, you have to earn my respect. I’ve never read a Harry Potter book in my life, not even a word of it. In fact, I probably read too much science fiction. School is as much as what students’ make of it and as much as what teachers’ make of it. Despite my age and the majority of peoples my age, I think rap sucks and will only submit myself to rock. Though, I also don’t like AC*lightning slash deal*DC. I see no immediate use for cell phones and will refer to them as “human leashes.” I can use the word “deally” for an unspecific noun, and people will still know to what I am referring. Things of eternal memory are worth doing; the rest is pretty much meaningless. There shouldn’t be so many freaking homonyms. I want wings. You don’t have to understand me, just accept. It’s not that I don’t remember being little; I just don’t want to remember being little. I’d rather draw and write rather than do math equations even though I am probably better at math. I forget words at the most inconvenient of times. I could probably learn more from girls. And yes, The Smashing Pumpkins are one of the greatest bands of all times. I don’t see why not.
>> I got this from a girl at school after I made some comment and she looked at me the way girls do when you say something like I did and asked, “What is wrong with you?!?!” So, I answered her as much as I could. Oh, and the first line “I am left-handed,” you have no idea how true that is unless you have read the “Left-handed” article in the wondrous Wikipedia (please don’t hurt me for using your site at a reference). If you have anything else to add, please feel free, all I ask is to keep it clean…please. Thank you.
Jan 3, 2006
There's Nothing Wrong With Me, There's Something Wrong With You
“The Most Profound Thing I’ve Learned This Year”
Don’t suck. It’s all you truly need to survive in life. As long as some effort is given then that is all that is needed. It can’t be lame effort either, the kind where you stab and slash randomly at a piece of paper (if that) with a pencil. That’s lame and won’t get you anything unless negatives suddenly count at the lost of a paper and sharpened pencil. An example of just putting forth minimal effort would be the completion of schoolwork and myself. If an assignment calls for 5 sentence paragraphs, then that’s all that’s being done, 5 sentences. Whatever says “If all this is done, you get ‘A’ (not exact wording mind you)” then that’s what I will do assuming I will get a 100 and enough room for mistakes to get something in the 90’s. Even still, I can really slack on some assignments and get an ‘A’ in the class. Another random thing I learned is for some reason people don’t understand that if effort is put forth, you’ll do fine. Nope, they’re genuinely stupid and decide against it for no reason that I can comprehend. Though, an even better thing I learned was random ‘80’s retro music apparently is the best for writing. Of course, this music is playing really late on Sundays and the assignment is a ridiculously long for such a time and is completed within an hour. Effort was completed and all I needed was another who puts forth effort (advanced effort) and is in a Journalism class…coincidentally…she said I should be in Journalism…that’s kind of sad really. Oh well, here’s (it just hit me, I don’t know what that really means) to minimal effort.
>> Happy Birthday Giggles even though you probably aren’t reading this on your birthday. I’ve decided to just update and see how long it takes for anyone to actually notice that I have updated. First one to notice gets…I don’t know…I’ll say…a deally. Oh yes, one profound thing is the word “deally” can be used to replace a noun and people will know what you speak of. Well, usually one person will know, others won’t put effort into what you are saying be like “koala?” Of course, for Giggles for her 18th birthday, advice = don’t suck. It’s all you really need to know.
Don’t suck. It’s all you truly need to survive in life. As long as some effort is given then that is all that is needed. It can’t be lame effort either, the kind where you stab and slash randomly at a piece of paper (if that) with a pencil. That’s lame and won’t get you anything unless negatives suddenly count at the lost of a paper and sharpened pencil. An example of just putting forth minimal effort would be the completion of schoolwork and myself. If an assignment calls for 5 sentence paragraphs, then that’s all that’s being done, 5 sentences. Whatever says “If all this is done, you get ‘A’ (not exact wording mind you)” then that’s what I will do assuming I will get a 100 and enough room for mistakes to get something in the 90’s. Even still, I can really slack on some assignments and get an ‘A’ in the class. Another random thing I learned is for some reason people don’t understand that if effort is put forth, you’ll do fine. Nope, they’re genuinely stupid and decide against it for no reason that I can comprehend. Though, an even better thing I learned was random ‘80’s retro music apparently is the best for writing. Of course, this music is playing really late on Sundays and the assignment is a ridiculously long for such a time and is completed within an hour. Effort was completed and all I needed was another who puts forth effort (advanced effort) and is in a Journalism class…coincidentally…she said I should be in Journalism…that’s kind of sad really. Oh well, here’s (it just hit me, I don’t know what that really means) to minimal effort.
>> Happy Birthday Giggles even though you probably aren’t reading this on your birthday. I’ve decided to just update and see how long it takes for anyone to actually notice that I have updated. First one to notice gets…I don’t know…I’ll say…a deally. Oh yes, one profound thing is the word “deally” can be used to replace a noun and people will know what you speak of. Well, usually one person will know, others won’t put effort into what you are saying be like “koala?” Of course, for Giggles for her 18th birthday, advice = don’t suck. It’s all you really need to know.
Jan 1, 2006
Is There A Problem? Mr. Anderson?
“An Update On My New Year’s Resolutions”
I don’t make New Year’s resolutions and therefore I don’t need to update them. I think resolutions are stupid don’t need them. I’m fine the way I am that’s who I’ve always been. Why would I need to make a promise to change to make a “better” me? I already am me and I really can’t become better at that. If I were to change then I wouldn’t be me, but if I were not me then who would I be? I guess I’ll try not to think on it too much.
>> Wow this is short. I wrote this a year ago…in Grammar and Composition II. This prompt is so cliché…holy deallies it’s so cliché. I think that’s how my writing changed over time that the prompts were originally so cliché and I tried my best to twist them. Now…I don’t know what Mocoy and Giggles are feeding me…but it’s not so cliché. Hmm…this is a little short so I might put something up later about something like profound deallies…we’ll see.
I don’t make New Year’s resolutions and therefore I don’t need to update them. I think resolutions are stupid don’t need them. I’m fine the way I am that’s who I’ve always been. Why would I need to make a promise to change to make a “better” me? I already am me and I really can’t become better at that. If I were to change then I wouldn’t be me, but if I were not me then who would I be? I guess I’ll try not to think on it too much.
>> Wow this is short. I wrote this a year ago…in Grammar and Composition II. This prompt is so cliché…holy deallies it’s so cliché. I think that’s how my writing changed over time that the prompts were originally so cliché and I tried my best to twist them. Now…I don’t know what Mocoy and Giggles are feeding me…but it’s not so cliché. Hmm…this is a little short so I might put something up later about something like profound deallies…we’ll see.
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